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Hanging out with friends can give you useless information that, in some ways, can be deemed useful. A lifetime of doodling on paint can help in projects, and if your oven suddenly blows up you can microwave pizza! On a slightly less useful note, in the future, (we figured this out while chilling in the man cave) if you have your appendix you can breathe underwater... If you're unlucky enough to get your gallbladder removed (like my uncle, hahaha), you will be experiencing a sex change. If you have your tonsils, you will spontaneously combust; if you have yours removed, then you will grow wings. Yup, I'm not a conspiracy theorist... I swear.

           

 One of my pet peeves at school is how you can now get kicked out of the lab for going on paint. Not only is paint my favorite way to waste time in class, paint is really the only productive thing I get done! The wolf-thingy pictured at the right I started in like 7^th grade. I started shading last year. I want it done. It’s obsessive. Asdfghjkl;. 

On another note, Angelica’s cat isn’t fat. It’s muscle. We have a long history with cats. Every time we step into a place with animals, we somehow take something home. One day, we were harmlessly looking for snakes to compare with Bubbles, my cousin’s pet boa constrictor. Kittens were on display… Our hearts instantly melted. One hour later, we had a very noisy kitty at home; currently, at Angelica’s, said kitty is now clawing up my leg. How does this work?

Halloween night, my brother ate the floor. I dragged him around till he grabbed some pants off of somewhere and threw them at me; I quickly tossed them in the other room and went back to Skype. Ten minutes later, as soon as I was going to send my essay to Dykstra, (this was one of the 192370912873429873 reasons/"distractions" why I didn’t turn my essay in on time) my brother starts screaming, “CHANEL, MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!!1! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!” Before I could admire my blind toss on the chandelier, I realized that indeed, they were on fire.